Well today I finally had to retire my 1996 Honda Civic. In her memory, I have written a eulogy.
Loved by me and misunderstood by most it was a very sad day. Civi may have been old and feeble, but she had personality. She (yes my car was a "she") lived to see 13 good years. Well maintained by me and her previous owner, her underneath just got too brittle to keep going. Even in her last days she had comfortable seats and shifted easily. Civi will be mourned by me...and probably only by me. Her final resting place will most likely be the junk heap and her organs (whatever is left of them) will be donated. In lieu of flowers, please send Shawna some money so she can make the payments on her new car!
2 comments:
Haha! love it - esp the last line. awesomeness. I triple dog dare you to submit it to the paper. ya never know...
Your fondness for Civi is outrageous. She was just a car, just metal and plastic, just a manmade thing. How dare you profess such love for a mere car. Now a new phone or bluetooth headset, or computer, or widescreen TV, or.... well, these things are, well, they are....uh... they...uh... Oh forget it.
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